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This Sunday, the Patriots will begin their two month march to redemption with a no-nonsense drubbing of Roethlisberger and his backup band of defensive wannabes. From there, the Pats will have four easy games (Seattle, Oakland, Arizona and Buffalo) enroute to their 6th straight AFC East title. The Jets have a similarly cake schedule, but they'll find a way to seize up and maybe blow a wild card spot--a late fumble at Candlestick, an ill-advised pass turned pick against Miami--even with 3 of their last 5 at home. After a quick playoff wins against the Squealers and the Titans (another AFC sham), the Pats will savage the Giants in SuperBowl 43 so badly that the only reason there will be any spectators lingering in the 3rd quarter is that Springsteen headlined the halftime show and they're stalling to avoid traffic.

Sure, the NFL is filled with feel-good stories this year--Collins and the Titans, Warner and the Cards, hell, even Favre and the Jets is fun to follow--but none will be as satisfying as watching Belichick, Cassel & Co. expose the poseur Manning, that troll Coughlin and their Giants "legacy" as a complete fluke. The only nervous part of the whole run will be the 10-15 minutes of the Cowgirls leading the Giants in the NFC Championship game until Manning's ritalin kicks in. Even that game will end predictably--with a vacant look on Romo's face and tears streaming down Owens' cheek.

Patriots at 19 to 1 to win the SuperBowl from here? Are you kidding me? Easy money, IMO.

Edmond