I just having a talk with my friend Corey-Ann online and she did one of those things mid conversation where whoever you’re talking to says ‘how are you anyways’ despite your already been several minutes into the conversation and talking being fairly regular. I knew I was running good lately, but how am I? I’m fucking awesome, that’s how, why you could even say, I’m high as a kite!

Over the last three months I’ve seen my bankroll go on a constant soar, getting higher and higher. It has increased nearly 1.5X fold, reaching an all time high, which for those of you who don’t know was also the title of one of the Bond theme songs sung by some broad whose name I have totally forgotten. Not only that, but I think through talking and picking the brains of the excellent group of poker minds around me I’ve taken my game to it’s highest level. With my upcoming trip and my teaming up with Full Tilt, my writing is set to reach its highest number of audience members ever. It’s the kind of thing you just want to high-five your friend about and then say “BOO-YAH!” as I so often do at my highest moments. I’m not especially looking to those plane rides, sitting around bored for hours in a flying tin can so high in the sky, but I think the purchase of an Ipod movie-playing-so-futuristic-it-kind-of-freaks-you-out-device will ease my 35,000 foot burdens. I’ll just lean back in my airplane seat and slid it to its highest degree of decline, and zone out for hours to the little screen in front of me.

I think when I finally get a chance to play on the live felt again I’m really going to start accumulating some massive stacks, stacks that will tower in an enormous pile, highest of the table and whole room. Hell, I’m so high on myself right now I’m willing to say you can 100% bet on me making a final table in one of those high buy in events. Go find whatever friend will take your action on that and bet as high as you can. I’m going into this with high expectations and I don’t intend to let myself off the metaphorical hook. If everything goes according to plans then my ‘Around the world in 90 days story’ won’t end with two Italians with a wad of Timex money in their pocket throwing higher and heavier amounts of dirty on my poorly covered body that is still barely alive despite the vicious bat beating it just took a la Joe Pesci in Casino. And when it’s all over and done with I’ll be back in Melbourne free of make up and living the high life.

Also, for those of you who are a fucking moron, I’m rather high on marijuana right now.

Cory (Anonymous) says

dammit - I said no 'e' biatch...god it's gonna be hell being your editor :p

04/03/08

cantdance (Anonymous) says

So what's like your favourite bonde theme song? Just curious :)

04/03/08

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