Bond18 vs StevoL vs The World
by Bond18 on 10/26/08
As many of you know, I stated that I would be having a November challenge with my friend Stevo. We elaborated on that idea and decided to challenge EVERYONE for the month. Here's the post that has appeared on 2p2/P5's/PNW:Konichiwa bitches,
So I was engaging in my standard MSN constant trash talking of StevoL the other day, and with plans to put in a high volume month of November boasted that I was naturally kick the shit out of him results wise. He told me to put my money where my mouth is and after considerable discussion we came up with a number of bets. Not only that, but we came up with the idea that us two will challenge a team of ANY two players in a November monthly PLB contest.
We’ll be betting each other in
A. Total monthly PLB score.
B. Most final tables. Dinner of winners choice.
C. Most wins. % equity freeroll in tournament to be determined (likely APPT Sydney or Aussie Millions.)
D. Most final table bubbles. Weed paraphernalia of winners choice.
E. First to triple crown.
As I said before, we’re also willing to challenge any two person team out there. This will be scored simply by the combination of both players monthly PLB score on P5’s as this is the easiest way to score something like this. We’re not looking for any gigantic 5 figure bets or anything like that, but we are willing to bet anyone. Either post in this thread or contact Stevo or I about your team and what you’d like to wager.
I would like to make on disclaimer though; if you bet us, you will lose. This is no matter of opinion, just a simple fact. Perhaps you’re thinking “Bullshit, I’m a better player than Stevo or Bond18, I’ll crush them.” Hahahaha, you are misguided. Stevo and I are inhuman MTT grinding machines with no lives and no responsibilities to anything but showing you what a fool you are for having the audacity to wager us. Not only will you have to face the crushing embarrassment of defeat, but you will also have to endure my constant trash talk. It is highly probable I will send you an insulting and mocking PM on the anniversary of your defeat in this bet every year for the rest of your life, such is my and Stevo’s commitment to destroying and demoralizing anyone who has the balls to accept this challenge. Were you to ever meet me in person after I beat you I would belittle and berate you until you were reduced to tears, and were you with a significant other ask her if she’d prefer to “hang out with a superior man, you know, lose the zero get with the hero?” to which she will immediately and enthusiastically say yes and accompany me to my hotel room where she will experience sensations you can only dream of giving her.
If you wager us it will be an epic beat down, similar to the one Sonny Corleone gives Carlo mid way through ‘The Godfather’. In case you are unfamiliar here is the appropriate youtube link:
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=2cd0r9HUH4E
Sure Carlo gets Sonny shot later but let’s just forget about that detail for now. Suffice to say, it will be a similar if not more thorough beat down. Here’s an artists rendition for further clarification:
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