Haven't really done much worth writing about in the last little while. I've had a ton of school work to do since I last wrote. Mostly papers and assignments. I still have a ton of stuff to do but it shouldn't be too bad. I've hardly played any poker this past week, but what I have played has been mostly 90 man sng's on ftp. Combine some success there with a couple of deep runs last Sunday and I'm like $150 above makeup.
I'm grinding tourneys tonight, since I'm not getting shitfaced on a Friday for a change. This is only because I got loldrunk last night instead. The bar in town had a late-90's/early 2000's style dance party which was a hit as always. When we got there, there was a pretty big line of drunk university kids there already, so there was a lot of pushing. Some girl eventually found a purse on the ground and asked who's it was. Of course I say that it's mine and take it, and proceed to throw it. About two minutes later, long after I had forgotten about the stupid purse, some girl notices that her friend is asleep on her feet in the line and is without purse, which is kind of funny to me. I blame someone else and move forward with my day.
-Grady

OMG I just won a tourney. $5 6max on ftp for 700. I haven't full on shipped a tourney in like 8 months. That said, I'm a sng grinder so whatever.

Some girl just messaged me asking if I Went to "the review class on Wednesday?"

Crap.

Apparently I have a midterm tomorrow morning at 9:45. I have not gone to this class since the day of the last midterm that I wrote for it, so I know literally nothing that's on this test at this point. Naturally I went and got a glass of water, helped my roommates create a facebook page for a party that we're having at my house this weekend, and then came downstairs to update my blog, since I haven't done that in a while.

On the poker front, I had a pretty frustrating Sunday, pretty much bricking everything. I haven't really been playing a ton over the last 2 weeks or so. I get in these moods every now and then where I won't play much for a little while, then I'll brick a Sunday and get a "Oh HELL no" attitude and just grind my face off for 2 weeks straight, only stopping to sleep and get drunk.

Unrelated news- clogged the toilet this afternoon.

-Grady

Post midterm edit- It wasn't so bad. Still probably failed it, but it should be close.

I've been watching LOST with my roommates constantly for the last like week-10 days in preparation for the season 6 premiere. We've marathonned the entire series and only have like 4 episodes left in season 5 to finish. I don't know if this kind of thing has happened to anyone else, but using poker as an example, when I first started playing a lot, I would have dreams about poker; well I've been having LOST dreams lately. I was fine with the dreams; it's a healthy obsession, and it serves as an entertaining creativity mechanism, and since this is the best show ever and season 6 is going to take over my life. Having said that, I think things went a little too far on Wednesday.

I went to the bar on campus for open mic and wing night, and proceeded to get hammered. For some reason the bar on campus closes at 1:00 AM, so I ended up going to a different bar at like 12:30 with this girl and her friends. We're making out for a while, and around 2 we decided that we wanted to head back to my place and cook and drink more beer and what not. (sidenote: on the way home she tells me that she's not going to have sex with me. For anyone who's ever heard this little gem-- you know where the story is going. For those who haven't-- let's just say that I've slept with all 4 girls who have used this line on me within the hour.) We make food and then head down to my room and end up naked pretty soon after.

I'm a little fuzzy on the exact details, but she finally decides that she definitely wants me to bang her.
Her- I hope you have a condom.
Me- Fortunately, I have slept with many thousands of women, and thus have a large bag of them at my disposal.
Her- Well you only need one.

Well. I happened to put my thumb directly through the first one somehow. I scramble to find another one, drop it and get it dirty, and throw it while yelling "THE FUCK?" loudly. That's 2. I get a third, with only a minor problem. After fiddling around with rubbers for what seemed like an eternity, GG erection. Well this is stupid. For some reason, the first thought that entered my mind was that The Island just doesn't want me to seal the deal. I start laughing to myself and explain just what exactly is so hilarious, but she doesn't watch LOST so she doesn't get it.

Anyway, once we got that whole mess out of the way, we started back up again. I "didn't" sleep her that night, and I "didn't" sleep with her again the next morning, and I certainly "did not" sleep with her twice more in the afternoon. I love it when girls say silly things about not fucking me.

-Grady

Nothing like getting a backer and bricking every single tourney for the first week. I've been running like hell ever since we started and have subsequently gone like 45 ABI's in to make up, which is sweet. I had what I believe to have been my worst Sunday ever, though I could be wrong. I cashed in one of like 20 tourneys, busting that one in a mincash after getting it in postflop with 96% equity for a 90 bb pot. I then backed that up with a rare 0-fer on FTP turbo night somehow, bubbling 2 tourneys obv. Maybe I'll just go back to freeroll stakes.

Yes, you're right; that IS a fantastic segue.



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I will win 2 of these.

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Went to the bar last night to watch a band. They were okay. One of my roommates was sitting with a bunch of her girl friends, so obviously I start hitting on all of them because I'm a pig. Some girl shows up and claims to have met me before through a mutual friend, but I don't believe her, but talk to her for a while anyway. It was briefly after this conversation that I remember posting the following from my phone:

Heavy girl just proposed a threesome. Prob not going to do it but I am drunk so omgwho knows LOL. There also a funny looking asian here and I am without yellow belt.

Seems pretty standard I feel. Anyways, I left the bar a little while later and kind of felt like going for a jog, despite being 20 beers deep. I just jogged home from the bar and called it a night. Got home and sat on the couch, cracked a beer, and wrote out this gem for some reason (warning- [ ] regard for the english language):

well i didn't do either asian has a boyfriend and i said dude i don't care, i have all kinds of boy friends, doesn't mean i can't hook up with asians. so she said is that why you're here? and i said ummm, you've never been a white skinny kid who hasn't hooked up with an asian before, right? and she said no i'm a girl. and i said no you're an asian girl. and she said man what's wrong with you i've lived in nova scotia my entire life and i said yeah but you're still asian. look. eyes. and then i did the thing where you use your index fingers to make yourself look asian but besides the stretchy eyes you're still white and she said that i was funny and pretty. and i said uhhh pretty is a term to describe girls and then i ran out of beer and because i'm an alcoholic i prioritized more beer instead of banging an asian but i'd probably do so again because i'm an alcoholic, but she had a boyfriend so it was the right move (results oriented victory). so anyway, i went for beer and then came back and some dude was talking to her and i said hey man you binked my seat but he said well my girlfriend wants me to sit beside her for now and i said oh. and then i thought hmmm drunk fat threesome girl? butnahhh. and then i texted my friend mike but he didn't answer so i didn't know if i should bang this tubby girl in a threesome but then i talked to her again and she said yeah i asked the dude if he wanted a threesome with you and me and he declined and i got mad because i just assumed that the threesome was mff and not mmf so i got mad at her. you don't know how badly i don't want a mmf threesome with a fat girl. she was really cool tho, i'd hang out with her if we were just having a beer or seeing a comedian or w/e, but once she brought up threesome i lol'ed because i had no intention of banging her. i'd have to be blind to bone this girl, but if i was blind then i prob wouldn't have gone to the pub since it's stupid and almost requires sight.

Indeed.