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Trip to Spearmint Rhino and In-n-Out -- no poker content

After 45 minutes ($-18) there, it’s time to go back to the room to round up for the Spearmint Rhino visit. Why are we going at 11am on a Sunday, you ask? Because there’s free cover before 1pm - you know how we roll. This part of the trip was really for Ubaldo. He never got a real bachelor party and wouldn’t let us stop hearing about it. So we keep the true purpose of SR a secret, and he thinks it’s just some place we can get a cheap brunch. Steve and I had heard there’s a dress code, so we try to encourage people not to wear holey jeans & t-shirts, but without giving away the destination.

We get to the place around noon, three in a cab and five in Dave’s car. Steve was in the car with Ubaldo and will have to pipe in about how he reacted when he figured out where we were headed. We’re in there, no cover as advertised, and there’s a few scattered clusters of dudes and girls in the corners, and no one on stage (of course, since it’s freakin’ early).

We sit all lined up on a bench, and within 30 seconds we’ve each got a girl nestling into our laps. I’d been to one strip club before, but the girls stayed on stage at that one, so the direct solicitation is new for me. Steve and I buy Ubaldo $20 lap-dances pronto, then my brother springs for one for me. She’s a decent blond with real boobs, but she’s no Crystal/Chandiss/Candy/Star. She rams her butt against my crotch for a while and that’s that.

In the meantime, Dave’s got this girl talking to him the whole time, and no one’s bought him a dance yet, so I get him one and she escorts him to a dark corner. Steve’s got a 40-year-old w. fake boobs on him at the moment, but as soon as she’s gone, he’s like “uh oh, where’s Dave?” and I point to the corner. We’d heard stories about what happens in those corners and how much it costs, so I’m a little curious/worried about my brother, but it turns out he just got another dance. I’m there long enough and don’t feel like dropping any more $20’s, and the other guys seem the same, so we bounce as soon as Dave’s done. Like I said – nothing too exciting.

Next was lunch at In-n-Out. It’s packed as hell and we wait half an hour for our food. We amuse ourselves by watching all the drunk people stumble around. One girl runs into Jon, and he looks at her and she tries to say “sorry” but “sugh” comes out, and she holds up two Coors Light tall-boys and shrugs. Here she is 20 minutes later:



In-n-out is a cluster-eff as the whole wait-for-your-food-before-you-grab-a-table cycle of life has been abandoned, but Alex finagles an 8-top by pretending he’s Jesus and blessing the group that’s about to leave. Then he asks them for their leftover fries, sprinkles holy water on them, and eats. Here’s what I ate…

3/6 limit -- short

Four hours of half-sleep at Bally’s, and I’m back down at my morning spot, the Bally’s 3-6. This time there’s a full table. The table’s real loose but I only have a little while to play. I hit a flush and am up 20 or so until this hand:

Ks7s in the SB, no one raises; I complete, four to the flop. Flop’s 7 7 3 rainbow. I bet out. BB folds; MP calls; LP calls. Turn’s a 9. I bet; MP calls; LP raises; I re-raise; MP calls; LP calls. River’s a 4. I check. MP bets. LP calls. I call. MP: pocket 33. LP: pocket A7. I muck in humiliation. Good thing it wasn’t no-limit or I’d been busto.

Cash Game Session -- 2/4 adn 4/8 limit

First two hands, her KK hold up, then she hits a flush on the river. After 10 minutes she’s up about 140 and I’m telling her to warn me if she’s gonna play a hand so I can fold. She replies “oh come on, I’m friendly” with a touch to my arm. She starts showing me her cards when I’m out of the hand, small talk about the Dave show, where we’re from, how long we’re in town (it’s her last night), she tells me I have nice eyes, I return the comp, blah blah blah, and with each blah she’s either touching my arm or my knee. Giggity.

Nate and Jon are wandering around the poker room and come over to watch my table, but really her, and I slip Jon my phone so he can take a front view picture (who wanted a picture two paragraphs ago, I know). Notice those… chips.



I get distracted by poker for a little while, and flop a set, top two pair, and a flush almost consecutively. Then hottie starts racking her chips and I’m all “awww you’re leaving?” and she’s all “yeah my boyfriend’s on his way”. They call my name for 4-8 and I bounce, up $94 after an hour.

My first hand I get red88 in the BB. I raise and get 3 callers. Flop comes as raggedy as can be, with no face cards, and just two clubs to worry about. I lead out with a bet and everyone calls. The turn is a glorious 8s, and I check, next check, bet, fold, I raise, bettor calls and shakes his head like he knows he shouldn’t be in the hand. River is a 2c, I bet, he raises, I call, and he apologizes for playing Qc 6c.

Just like Crasian the night before, this guy would be my nemesis at this table. For a while at least. He’s cleaning up and barely can look at his cards with a wall of chips in front of him. I go about an hour without playing outside my blinds, and when I play those, Nemesis takes them on the flop.

Finally something: KK in late position. I’m re-raising, but someone else caps it at $20 with FIVE callers. Come on cowboys. Flop comes 5c 6h 9h. A loose guy bets out, call, call, I raise, loose re-raises and goes all-in for his last few chips; I just call that re-raise and two others call as well. River’s a 5h. Not exactly a good card for me, but it gets checked around and I bet it to see where I’m standing. Two callers and nemesis folds. Looks good. River looks fantastic: Kh, giving me the 3rd-nuts, a boat. A caller from before now bets out, and I raise, and he re-raises. I pause and for a second get scared that he has either 7h8h, for the absolute nuts, or pocket 55. Those thoughts make me just call, and Steve shakes his head at me for not re-raising. Other guy shows Ah9c, so top pair that became a flush on the river with that beautiful Kh.

Two hands later I’m on the button with AdQd. Nemesis raises; I re-raise; he calls, and everyone else folds. Flop is Q Q X. He checks; I bet; he calls. Turn’s an A. He checks; I bet; he calls. River’s a T. He checks; I bet; he calls and mucks. Thanks for that.

Very next hand, 6c7c that I feel gambly with and call a 4-way cap pre-flop. Flop is 3c 4h Jd. I feel like I have the right odds with a gutshot and backdoor flush draw after a bet-call-call before my turn to act, and I call. Turn is a 3h. Check, check, bet, I try to represent the 3 and raise. Fold, fold, bettor re-raises, I call (yeah stupidly here but the pot was humongous and I was feeling gambly). River is another 4 and no straight for me. He bets and I muck. He shows JTo for just top pair. Oh well, so I drop 60 on that hand after +240 on the previous two.

I win a few small pots, and a while later, an African-American woman sits down, plays every hand she gets, and 80% of the time angrily mucks her hand at the showdown but doesn’t say a word. She will be known as Angry Black Woman (ABW) from this point forward. ABW gets into a heads-up raising war with Nemesis, who gets her to go all-in eventually and shows the nut straight.

ABW re-buys and now I get to play against her in my last hand before heading back. I raise UTG with Ac7c, and she’s the only caller. Flop A 2 T. I bet; she calls. Turn’s a 7. I hesitatingly check; she bets; I raise; she calls and glares at me. River’s a 4. I bet; she calls and mucks. She’s down to less than 10 chips again, and wants to re-buy, but the dealer’s out of chips because she’s been dispensing them so fast. I offer to sell her a rack or two and the dealer approves, but ABW’s having none of that, and mumbles something in my direction. Whatevs. I rack up and cash at $504, +$310 from that table, and we walk back to Bally’s at 4:30 to sleep.

Private Tournament at Vegas TI - Part 3 of report

Saturday morning I come downstairs at Bally’s and see a 5-handed 3-6 game going, so why not. I put my chips down, then go grab something to eat, and when I come back, it’s 4-handed including me for 5 minutes, then one guy leaves, and it’s me against two Asians. I ask about a rake reduction, and the dealer says if we have one, then we’re not eligible for the jackpots. I say that’s ok with me, but my table-mates will have none of it. So we play 3-handed for an hour. I get OK cards and play fine, but when I stand up, I’m down $8. That’s why you don’t play raked 3-handed. Oh well. At least I’m warmed up for what’s next: private tournament at TI for our whole group.

Before the trip, I had arranged this thing with Chris Coffin, the TI room manager. He’s on allvegaspoker and was hella cool in setting it up. Buy-in for $50+10 for T1500, another T1000 for a $5 add-on, and optional $25 re-buy if below T1500. First three places cash. We start at 10am, and there’s a 3-6 mixed game going on in the corner from the night before that’s calling my name.

Everyone’s pretty tight at first, and I jump out to a lead with some aggression early, like real early, meaning it doesn’t mean much. As evidenced by the friend descriptions in my first post, there is a wide variety of poker experience levels here. If you had asked me before who I thought would win, I’d say Matt with his laggro style, or Alex, who cashes in home game tourneys routinely. I’ve cashed in about half the sngs I play on stars, but have never done anything in a real-life tourney. Here’s a look at Jon, Matt, and Steve, and Alex’s knee. Like Steve’s shirt? He’s ironic like that.



My aggro pays off until Ubaldo won’t fold when I’m betting big at him with middle pair, and he has the same pair, better kicker. Jon & Alex re-buy early but still drop. Dave gets down to like 250, with blinds at 50-100, but builds it back and has the lead for a while without ever rebuying. I get too tight after my early aggroness, and donk off raised blinds until I go all-in pre-flop with my last 700 (BB 400 now) w. JQo, and Ubaldo calls with AQs. Needless to say, nothing hits and I’m out in 7th, no use for a re-buy. I look over to the mixed game and it’s breaking, but I want to stay and watch our game anyway.

Sam gets knocked out in 6th after a valiant post re-buy comeback. Now it’s down to Matt, Steve, Nate, Dave, & Ubaldo, and Ubaldo’s got a big lead and can’t stop grinning and telling everyone “I just want to get third! This money’s for the baby! Let me get third!” Nate (whom we taught to play poker in the airport, remember) hits three 2-pairs in a row and overtakes Ubaldo, earning himself the creative nickname “Two Pair”. I to Nate: “See, what did I tell you? It’s easy.” Nate: “I’m still waiting for the dice to come out”.

(Steve, correct me if I’m wrong with all this. I know you will). Ubaldo knocks out Dave, and we’re down to four, with Steve in 4th w. only 200, and the BB is at least 400. Steve’s in BB and triples his 200. Next hand, he’s all in at SB and triples again. A hand or two later, he’s all in again and robusto at 5400. Now Nate’s down to 700. He’s BB, pushes, and triples to 2100, triples again, then doubles it to 12600. Ubaldo’s been enabling all this tripling by calling while he’s chip-leader, and he’s not the leader any more. Matt was an enabler too, but without a lot of chips, and now he’s down to 1k or so. Steve goes all-in vs. Nate, Matt calls Steve’s all in, who has him covered. Nate’s pocket 8s hold up, knocking out Matt & Steve, and Steve gets 3rd ($110).

Now it’s Nate vs. Ubaldo, of course the two with the least poker experience. Nate has about 7/8 of all the chips. They take turns folding blinds, then Ubaldo goes all-in with 9T, and Nate calls with Q4. The flop has a Q, and here's video of

what happened next.

Nate “Two Pair” K. takes down Ubaldo “I’m just trying to finish 3rd” M. in the TI Scotty-Win invitational with two-pair on the the turn and a full house river to rub it in. Nate cashes $260; Ubaldo’s around $200; we tip our dealers & Chris and it’s lunchtime.




Back at Bally’s for the Big Kitchen buffet, and it’s budget-balla time again. Sticker price is $20. Between two buy-1-get-1s and six $5-off coups, it’s $13 each. We hadn’t heard anything noteworthy about this buffet, but it was hella good. Prime rib, shrimp, smoked salmon, an omelette, and bbq pork found their way onto my plate. Our waitress is on it like vomit with the re-fills, and wants Sam to marry her daughter. 9/10 food/service at this place.

Saturday afternoon we split up. Steve, Alex, and Ubaldo go to the Mac King comedy show at Harrah’s (coups), and David, Nate, Jon, Sam, & I head for the frisbee golf course at Sunset Park on the other side of McCarran. Sam, David, and I play a good amount and have our own discs, but we don’t play enough to be the type to call it “disc golf”. It’s frolf. We only play 10 holes because Sam & Nate are going to Spamalot that night and need to get back in time. David & I play heads-up for $20, and I jump to a 4-throw lead with pars on the first four holes. Then I start donking my putts, and he comes back to tie with me, both at +6, after ten holes; meanwhile, Sam schools us both, finishing +3. Playoff hole between me and David. Both our drives are way off. I get a good approach, landing about 20 feet away. Dave’s is about 30 away. He putts and misses, going about 10 feet past. I just have to hit this 20-footer to win, but I donk it off the top of the basket. Now he’s got the easy 10-footer to clinch a tie, but he hits one chain and it doesn’t stay in. My shot’s a gimme and I cash +$20. David’s pissed.

Nate & Sam head for the Wynn for their show. I try to nap a little back at the room before the next part of the trip, the Dave Matthews Band + The Fray show at MGM.

--end of part 3—-

Summary: Bally’s 3-handed 3-6 + full rake = -$8. Rookie Nate wins our private tourney at TI (-$65 for me). Bally’s buffet is tasty. I suck out on the river against Dave while frolfing. Try to nap before DMB show.

Note: I have to (actually) work the rest of the afternoon, then go to Steve’s birthday party tonight, so I don’t know if I’ll get another part up today. Hopefully Steve will provide his version of the trip at some point.



Part II of Vegas Trip -- Includes some poker at Venetian

Friday morning I wake up and head for the 4-8 (half-kill) game. As with other times I’ve been to GC, it’s full of gamboooooling Asians. Awesome. I rock it, winning 3 kill pots in a row at one point and leave +$200 after 2 hours.

One win of note: I’m in middle position with pocket red Kings. I raise pre-flop, and am called by the button - a super loose Asian guy who had been hemorrhaging chips since Steve was at the table last night. Flop: Ks 9s 2s. I bet; he raises; I re-raise; he calls and shows his buddy standing behind him his cards. Buddy shrugs. Umm, OK, thanks for that. Let’s not see another spade come. Turn is not a spade, river is not a spade, but he calls my bets at both, then mucks when he sees my set.

Lunchtime at the Port-o-Call buffet means it’s budget-balla time again, and the 5 of us eat for $4.95 each with coups. 6/9 for food/service. None of us sampled the delicacy below:

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Jon & Ubaldo arrive Friday afternoon and meet us at Bally’s, where we’re staying for the weekend. We had heard that the north tower was way better, but the place was packed, so we got south tower. Our view is below. No complaints.

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Ubaldo, Alex, Matt, & I want to work out, and head for the Bally’s spa, despite the $22 non-budget-balla price. On the way, I put $60 on Butler (+10) to cover against Florida. I’m from Indianapolis originally and know Butler plays that old-school Indiana farmer type of ball that Florida won’t be able to handle.

We get to the spa at 4 and find out it’s $15 after 5:30. The manager rounds up the clock and we’re in for 15. I just stick with dumbbells, but the place is way decent for a hotel gym, and that’s before we wander into the spa side. The attendant hands us robes, towels, & sandals and we do a steam room -> cold tub -> hot tub -> sauna cycle. We wear towels around our waists the whole time (including in water) to avoid seeing each other’s junk, but a few cat brains get exposed when sitting down. We clean up in time to see Butler lose only by 8. Totally refreshed and me +$54 from Butler, we meet up with the rest of the group to walk to our Friday night dinner spot, the budget-ballin’ paradise Ellis Island. That is, after we pass by this pick-up truck in the Bally’s parking garage:



It’s an easy walk to EI from the back of Bally’s. Here’s Steve and Alex leading the pack, then Dave, Ubaldo, Nate, and Matt trailing.



They told us it would be at least an hour wait for a table at the Ellis restaurant, so what better time to make use of some unlimited-drinks-for-2-for-one-hour coupons from the POV? I shared mine with my brother, and Steve shared his with Ubaldo. We gave the other guys a couple of 4-free-cocktails coups and we were good to go. I don’t remember much of that next hour or so except running to bar every 5-10 minutes in between blackjack and craps. We had all these blackjack match-plays but somehow I still dropped 40, and then 20 or 40 at craps, which I’d never played before. Yeah that was smart.

Finally, we sit, and it’s $4.95 steak dinner (always that price at Ellis, no coup needed) time. Steve & I bust out the buy-one-get-one-free coups for some appetizers, and wings & chicken fingers are on the way. If you haven’t had the EI steak dinner, you need to. Food/Service = 8/10.



Here a couple endorsement pics. Steve & I with the POVs:



And one for Ellis:



Being the budget balla that I am, I cover dinner for our group, which was a whopping….



The guys throw on a $20 tip, and we’re outta there. (let me clarify that even though we were budget ballin’, we never skimped on tips)

Back to Bally’s, we meet up with Sam, and decide on courses of action. The poker players of the group want to go to the Venetian, and the other guys come along. Finally some more poker action.

The V is packed but there’s only one 4-8 on a Friday night. Steve, Dave, and I eventually get spots at the table, and my first hand, BB, 63off. 3 limpers, no raise, I check. Flop is J 7 2, gets checked around. Turn 6. I bet, call, call, fold. River 3. I bet, call, call. I show two pair, and an Asian woman next to Steve scolds me for playing it. Okay, if that makes you feel better for not betting your jack on the flop. The guy next to me told me she was crafty, so she’ll be known as Crasian in this story. Here’s a blurry picture of her (to Steve’s left):



Two hands later, I have AdQd on button. Folders, then Crasian raises, fold, fold, I re-raise, Crasian calls. Flop is Ah Ks X. She checks, I bet, she check-raises. I’m thinking if she had AA, KK, or AK, she would have re-raised pre-flop, so I call the check-raise. Turn is a Qh. She bets, I raise, she calls. River’s a 2c. She bets and I just call because she’s got me all confused now. Of course, she shows AK for a better two-pair.

A few hands later, I raise in MP with QQ. Crasian’s in SB and calls, BB calls. Flop’s K J T. She checks, BB checks, I bet, they both call. Turn’s an 8. Check-check-I bet- Crasian calls, BB folds. River’s X. Crasian checks, and I just check, again all confused by her. She shows pocket Kings; I ask why she never raised, and she says she thought I had AQ again. I say, if so, you should’ve folded. She shrugs.

Any commentary on the above two hands is appreciated. I feel like I played them pretty decently?

So with those hands and some stupid limping, I’m down like 120 after 30 minutes, then things get a little better. I hit a set & boat and happen to not be involved in pots against Crasian, and end the session down 75. At one point a group of hot girls walks by our table, and one of them waves and says “hi boys”. The whole table turns their heads. One end of the table is whispering and I can’t hear it, then later Dave tells me it was Nicky Hilton. We had the obligatory Johnny Chan sighting too, who walked by Matt & Alex’s NL table.

On the way out I put a buck in the nickel salmon-n-bear slot by the bathroom, and it starts spinning itself for about 2 minutes, and I cash at $50. I’ll take it.

Back to Bally’s and half-sleep from 4 to 8am.

--end of part 2--

Summary: Morning gambooling w. loose Asians @ Gold Coast 4-8 table = +$200. Move to Bally's. Work-out/spa visit at Bally's. No, we're not gay. Ellis Island $4.95 steaks + unlimited drinks = -$80 at blackjack & craps. But that's not the point, is it? Confusion against Crasian @ Venetian 4-8 table = -$75. Salmon + bears = +$49.
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