Great post, I love your sense of humor!
"It was a weak attempt at rationalization. My selfless acts notwithstanding, I think it’s unlikely I’ll ever be accepted into any organized faith, much less canonized by one. Frankly, if I’m lucky enough to get to the Gates of Heaven, I intend to go through like Shaundeeb through customs—moving quickly, avoiding eye contact and hoping that no authority asks for a closer look at my baggage. Best that I just acknowledge the greatness of the man and move on…
Are we talking about the greatness of St. Francis or Shaundeeb here?
